Hey!
thanks for coming to check this out. …And thanks
for coming back if you’re one of the people
who used to visit here all the time and then deserted
me just cuz I didn’t update anything for like
a year and a half. Thanks a lot. Cyberfriends can
be so fairweather. No. I don’t mean that. I
would’ve stopped coming too. But that’s
all changed now. If you are determined to look back,
all the old stuff can be found in
HISTORY. Cuz that’s what it is, Baby. History.
Wait… what were we talking about? Oh yeah. Welcome
to my site! I’m psyched you’ve chosen
to check it out.
Every
day or two, I’ll be posting a
BLOG. I’m reluctantly calling it a BLOG.
It is worth noting that I am in no way liscenced to
write, let alone post a BLOG.
In any of the 50 States.
Right
now, I’d like to invite you to head straight
to the AUDIO page. I’ve
added some more of my bits from the Ted and Amy Show
that I hope you’ll enjoy. …And I’ve
edited down some of the older clips, which maybe you’ll
thank me for. (*Note for you first timers: I’ve
been known to fish around a little too long when I
should just pull out the punchline. Depends on how
much time ya got, I suppose)
Then…
if you’re still looking for something to do,
click over to my BLOG.
Did I mention the
BLOG? I write a
BLOG. And I’ll be updating it daily. I swear
to God. It’s not gonna be like before. I’m
going to be updating like crazy. Probably too much.
If you and I were friends on Facebook (Which can totally
be arrainged, by the way) you’d get tired of
all my updates, because it would always say “Mark
is working on his BLOG.”
And yes, it would always be in Capital letters. Every
hour.
If
you keep coming back, I’ll keep trying to make
it worth your while. Wow. I could’ve said said
all of that in one sentence. And you could’ve
been half way through the AUDIO
clips by now. Again, thanks for stopping by. Drop
me an email. Especially If you want to buy a cd. Either
way. That would be at the CONTACT
page.
–Mark
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